'Should've been drunk' -- and that's the name of that tune | Off The Record

By Kyra Gottesman

'Should've been drunk'  --  and that's the name of that tune | Off The Record

Every morning for the past week I haven't wanted to get up. I've just wanted to stay in bed until the day my grandson wins the golden ticket and I get to go to chocolate factory and meet Willy Wonka. And let's be clear: I do not have a grandson.

Honestly life has just felt like one bad country-western song lyric after the other playing in a loop that goes something like this:

Heat waves risin', coyotes yippin' and howlin' on the street.

Well, the pool split open, water raced like a thrill,

Took a minute to hear "it's stage one, gonna be fine, hun."

Heat waves risin', coyotes yippin' and howlin' on the street.

Now folks, I set out to write a country-western song.

It's got sickness, death, a dog, coyote, skunk,

a busted pool, shredded underwear, and a bear that slunk.

This song may have hit country-western ascension.

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